I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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