well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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