Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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