is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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