I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
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