Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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