At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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