Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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