In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
if only i could text you this smell
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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