I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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