Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I need help removing her.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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