Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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