Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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