i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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