remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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