I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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