Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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