Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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