You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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