I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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