I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
the day after is always just damage control
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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