It's just like the Real World with babies
I just gift wrapped bread.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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