She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
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even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
So many bounce houses so little time
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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