so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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