Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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