so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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