ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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