So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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