Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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