he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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