dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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