pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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