I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
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Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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