so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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