What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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