yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
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She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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