Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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