No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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