so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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