drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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