Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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