I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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