dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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