Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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