So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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