I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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