He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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