talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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