Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
dude. I can hear the air.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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