You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I am available for nakedness
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
