I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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