part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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