i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Randomize
