He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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