ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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