So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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